Unfortunately. . .

Devon's cousin posted this on her blog and I thought it was funny so I thought I'd try it. Here's how the game goes: do a Google search for the phrase "unfortunately __________" (insert your first name). You may be surprised at the random, hilarious things you will find.

Here are some of the funny ones from my search:

"Unfortunately Jessica is pregnant with the duke's daughter." (News to Devon.)

"Unfortunately Jessica's beach volleyball career was cut short due to a back injury."

"Unfortunately Jessica was unable to resist the sexy power of Seductryanyca's Diamond Claw, and she died."

"Unfortunately Jessica has left us thinking she is just another blonde bimdo."

"Unfortunately Jessica became ill due to the uranium deposits in the mountain, and her father was unable to treat her."

"Unfortunately Jessica's motherhood glow and smiles are already gone, and it's back to the pouty frowny face."

"Unfortunately Jessica doesn't seem to realize that she is dead, because she is seen walking the streets of town during the icy cold nights."

"Unfortunately Jessica seems to have missed the memo on good taste."

And my favorite:

"The high waisted jeans look works on very few body types, and unfortunately Jessica's isn't one of them. Her hair does look nice, though."

If you decide to try it leave me a comment with your favorite "unfortunately" phrase. Have fun!

Makeover

How do you like my blog makeover? I love it!! My oh-so-talented sister-in-law, Erin, designed it for me. She designs blogs and if you would like one of your own super awesome blog designs you can contact her at Designer Blogs by Erin.

Can't Help But Love Her

I told Devon the other day that I think I'm addicted to Jenna. He thought that was a very odd thing to say, which it probably is. The thing is that Grace is so like me that I can usually predict her behavior in most circumstances. Jenna, on the other hand, is completely unpredictable. Plus I am in love with her dimples and juicy kisses. Also, we have conversations like this:

Mom: Jenna, you probably shouldn't have any more of that slurpee.
Jenna: Why?
Mom: Because too much sugar is not good for your tummy.
Jenna: But this sugar just fills me with delight.

A Day For Reflection

Today is my due date for my previous pregnancy. I have been dreading this day for a long time. In fact, before I found out I was pregnant this time around I was planning a vacation with my family for this weekend because I hoped it would take my mind off what I was missing. While the sadness is much less than I had anticipated thanks to my current pregnancy I still find myself wishing I were snuggling a new baby. So to make myself feel better I have installed a baby countdown widget on my sidebar. I know there is something creepy/cheesy about a floating baby ticker but I couldn't resist. I have seen countless numbers of floating babies on others' blogs for the past three years and they have always been a reminder of what I didn't have. Well, now it can be a reminder of our great miracle.

In other news I am no longer the Primary President in my ward. I was released last week so this is the first week I've been to Relief Society in 3 1/2 years. It was very strange. I was reading the ward newsletter this morning and it included an excerpt from Elder Bednar's talk about tender mercies. I realized what a tender mercy my calling in the Primary has been for me. I've just experienced the most trying three years of my life and was blessed to serve in the Primary during that time. The Primary is my happy place. I walk in the door and all the disappointment, hurt, and grief fade away. It's impossible to be surrounded by that many happy children and not be happy yourself. In addition, I had the opportunity several times each month to bear simple testimony of the principles of the Gospel, which was always a reminder of my multitude of blessings and strengthened my faith each time. My time in the Primary reminded me that the Lord is always watchful and constantly provides for us those things that are most needful. Apparently Primary is not what I need anymore. It's a sad day for me because I would stay there forever if I could.