Devon's cousin posted this on her blog and I thought it was funny so I thought I'd try it. Here's how the game goes: do a Google search for the phrase "unfortunately __________" (insert your first name). You may be surprised at the random, hilarious things you will find.
Here are some of the funny ones from my search:
"Unfortunately Jessica is pregnant with the duke's daughter." (News to Devon.)
"Unfortunately Jessica's beach volleyball career was cut short due to a back injury."
"Unfortunately Jessica was unable to resist the sexy power of Seductryanyca's Diamond Claw, and she died."
"Unfortunately Jessica has left us thinking she is just another blonde bimdo."
"Unfortunately Jessica became ill due to the uranium deposits in the mountain, and her father was unable to treat her."
"Unfortunately Jessica's motherhood glow and smiles are already gone, and it's back to the pouty frowny face."
"Unfortunately Jessica doesn't seem to realize that she is dead, because she is seen walking the streets of town during the icy cold nights."
"Unfortunately Jessica seems to have missed the memo on good taste."
And my favorite:
"The high waisted jeans look works on very few body types, and unfortunately Jessica's isn't one of them. Her hair does look nice, though."
If you decide to try it leave me a comment with your favorite "unfortunately" phrase. Have fun!
9 comments:
Unfortunately, Emily has neglected to inform Joe that she is now married to Deputy Marshal Wade McPhail (Ron Hayes).
Ha ha. This was fun. Thanks for sharing :)
p.s. Stay away from the high waisted bottoms apparently. . .
Life is joyful but unfortunately Kristina although joyful is quite out of tune and vocally challenged.
Hmmm.... very true. I wonder who heard me singing and why oh why did they have to post their reaction on the internet!
PS This exercise has taught me that there are many people named Kristina who do unfortunate things - unfortunately this Kristina is horrified.
Unfortunately, Annette did not leave any papers behind revealing for us her deep personal feelings.
Unfortunately, Rachel's critics are typically silent about Israel's atrocious record.
Unfortunately for Rachel tears are a major turn on for her friend
hahaha that was so fun
That was really funny. My personal favorites:
"Unfortunately Heather forgot to follow the most important advice: Stay out of the path of runaway police motorcycles."
and
"Unfortunately Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch." (I hate it when that happens!)
"Unfortunately, Camden does mirror a lot of the problems that are experienced in third-world countries,"
Wow, that was harsh.
"Unfortunately, Camden didn’t quite see it that way. He discovers Gigi’s deception on the eve of the wedding, marries and deflowers her anyway..."
What?
'Unfortunately, Camden has a reputation of being plagued with crime and poverty. But Camden has such great potential...'
At least there's potential!
Now that was freaking hilarious.
Unfortunately, Brad found himself destitute after many of his card room escapades-forcing him to hitch-hike to and from his house, work, and newly assumed night owl position as a burgeoning young poker room shark.
Unfortunately, Brad lost a Zombie Enforcer to the deathblow from the Skeever. (what the?)
And my favorite:
Unfortunately, Brad is right.
Unfortunately Amy is followed by paparazzi wherever she goes. They wait outside for her at all hours...
“Unfortunately, Amy is immediately smitten with the well-dressed hunk, and it isn't long before Jacques, despite his ruthless professional instincts...”
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